RANTphone™

Okay, here's how this works...

First of all, understand we make NO money from this!  If you wish to give us money, buy some RANT merchandise!  Yay!

For a limited time, you may call the RANTphone and leave a message for the troops fighting for your freedom and values.

RANT_® is providing this feature as an additional fun thing for our readers. The only charges are whatever you pay now for a long distance call, (the number is located in Las Vegas), so whatever it costs you to call Vegas, that's what it will cost you to dial up and RANT live at us.

If you're paying more than 7 cents a minute for your long distance, then you're crazy and you should probably not call the RANTphone.

Your recorded RANT may be broadcast on the RANT website. (That is, afterall, the entire purpose of this exercise :)

You can increase your chances of being a featured RANTphone caller by following some simple rules:

1. Be Concise. Don't ramble on and on, this isn't the place to make a speech (well it is, but not one longer than about a minute). Your RANT should be about as long as a long message you'd leave on a phone answering machine.

2. Be Clever. You don't have to be Jay Leno, but the more entertaining or unusual you are, the more fun it will be to listen to you.

3. It's a good idea to start your RANT with something like, "This is Bill from Ohio. I want to say..." It's a good idea to write down a sentence or two of the important points you want to make, but you don't have to.

4. Don't be a chicken and don't freak out, remember if you screw up your RANT, you can simply redo it before saving it to the RANTphone or you can delete it, but come on, no one knows who you are and no one is judging you. That's a lie, of course we're judging you!

5. Turn off the stereo and the TV. Eliminate background noise before you call so we can hear you. Remember that we're going to have to compress the recording for broadcast on the web so we'll be losing some sound quality.

6. Don't call from your freaking cell phone. Sound quality on cell phones is terrible. If you're so cheap that you insist on calling from your cell phone because you get free long distance then make sure your mouth is near the microphone of the cellphone and not against your cheek or in your ass or where ever you people stick the microphone of the damn cellphone, because they always sound like crap (no pun intended :)

7. Try to keep it clean. Your RANTphone message will get to more listeners with a PG rating. We're not intending to censor, but we will probably post a warning next to "Adult" RANTs or perhaps post them in a separate area.

RANT_® makes no money from RANTphone™ or from your call what-so-ever, so if you wish to donate money to RANT, this isn't the way to do it. The way to do that is to click the "Make A Donation" button on the front page of this site or click here if you wish to give “a buck or two” to RANT. (Better to us than MCI).

RANT does not necessarily share the views expressed by anyone on RANTphone or otherwise. RANT and RANTphone are provided for entertainment purposes only, ours and our readers and listeners. RANT assumes no liability or responsibility for anything that results from your calling RANTphone. If you trip on the phone cord, you're on your own. All calls (messages) on RANTphone will be considered Submissions to RANT and subject to the same rules as all submissions to RANT including immediately becoming the property of RANT, LLC at no consideration or notice to you, to be used however we wish.

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